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Re: Joke

Post by lenjack » 09 Jun 2019 23:42

I don't think there are any new ones. Let me try this one. Forgive me if I already submitted it.

I was going to join the procrastinators club, but I never got around to it.

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Re: Joke

Post by circularvibes » 10 Jun 2019 01:49

DarthMaul wrote:
09 Jun 2019 23:38
circularvibes wrote:
09 Jun 2019 23:14
I recently read a study that said humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

I can not remember the last time I ate a monkey...
circularvibes,

You told that joke already, on May 05, 2019.
Oops, sorry.

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Re: Joke

Post by vinyl master » 10 Jun 2019 02:13

OK...How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for the fresh prints! :roll:

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Re: Joke

Post by Cloudbase » 11 Jun 2019 22:17

A little guy was talking to his dad about this and that and asked why did you call my sister Teresa dad? Well son the thing is your mum really loves easter so we decide to name your big sister Teresa.
The little lad didn't really understand the connection but said, thanks for explaining dad.
To which dad replied.

"No problem Alan"

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Re: Joke

Post by fscl » 21 Jun 2019 00:04

How many GE engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?



Pretty sure T. Eddyson is rolling in his grave and they call this stuff smart...... :-k :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fred

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Re: Joke

Post by lenjack » 21 Jun 2019 01:22

Hilarious. and I thought we vinyl addicts were crazy :!: #-o :roll:

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Re: Joke

Post by DarthMaul » 27 Jul 2019 01:19

What does an angry pepper do when confronted?

It gets jalapeno face!

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Re: Joke

Post by lenjack » 28 Jul 2019 23:02

fscl wrote:
21 Jun 2019 00:04
How many GE engineers does it take to change a light bulb ?



Pretty sure T. Eddyson is rolling in his grave and they call this stuff smart...... :-k :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Fred
Was this right after General Electric was promoted from Colonel?

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