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Re: Joke

Post by vinyl master » 29 May 2019 15:14

Alec124c41 wrote:
29 May 2019 14:25
My favourite "mixed emotions" story came from the news, about 40 years ago.
A man flying in from the far east was held by customs at Washington's international airport, when 20 pounds of a suspicious substance resembling hashish, was found in the lining of his luggage. After several hours, he was released. There was no law banning the importation of camel dung.

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And that's the perfect example of taking too much crap with you when travelling, which is why I travel light... :wink:

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Re: Joke

Post by lenjack » 29 May 2019 17:32

No sh*t Alec. #-o [-X =D>

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Re: Joke

Post by Roberto C2H3 » 29 May 2019 20:27

"I did not see you at camouflage practice this morning Private Corner!"

"Thank you Sargent Wells!"

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Re: Joke

Post by gofar99 » 30 May 2019 03:27

I suspect the smell gave it away.......

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Re: Joke

Post by DarthMaul » 02 Jun 2019 01:30

Did you hear about the firefly who backed into the electric fan?
He was delighted to no end.

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Re: Joke

Post by circularvibes » 02 Jun 2019 02:59

OK, that one made my day DarthMaul.^^^

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Re: Joke

Post by DarthMaul » 04 Jun 2019 02:55

There were 99 people on a boat, and then it turned over. How many were left?
66.

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Re: Joke

Post by vinyl master » 04 Jun 2019 03:56

Why did the amplifier hum?

It didn't know the words! :roll:

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Re: Joke

Post by vinyl master » 04 Jun 2019 04:03

And then...

How many audiophiles does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, one to make the change and two to argue about how much better the old light bulb was! :)

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Re: Joke

Post by vinyl master » 04 Jun 2019 04:08

Did you hear about the Rolling Stones tribute band who were on the run from the law?

I think they covered their tracks quite nicely... :wink: :roll:

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Re: Joke

Post by vinyl master » 04 Jun 2019 04:17

Did you hear about the young musician who had mental issues?

They say he was a very trebled young man...

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Re: Joke

Post by vinyl master » 04 Jun 2019 04:25

Why can't skeletons play church music?

Because they have no organs! :roll: 8-[

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Re: Joke

Post by vinyl master » 04 Jun 2019 04:29

Did you hear about the cat who slayed on electric guitar?

They say he was shredding all over the floor!

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Re: Joke

Post by vinyl master » 04 Jun 2019 04:32

C, E-Flat and A-Sharp walk into a bar...Bartender kicks 'em out and says, "We don't serve minors!" :lol:

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Re: Joke

Post by vinyl master » 04 Jun 2019 04:35

Just before he died, Beethoven went into the bathroom to compose his final piece of music...They say it was his last movement!