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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Year Awards

Postby JaS » 21 Nov 2011 13:07

Dr Pan K wrote:Quantum Light
The flashing lights from this device will regularize the quantum movement in audio equipment and thus improve the clarity of the sound

Good find - a no-nonsense product for the no-nonsense audiophile. I wonder if they'd take a handful of magic beans as a deposit until payday :-k

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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Year Awards

Postby kelvinMunson » 21 Nov 2011 13:25

Careful you don't start another thread war, may be some member who has had great results with these :wink:
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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Year Awards

Postby Dr Pan K » 21 Nov 2011 13:49

i advanced a payment for the quartz necklace. i told them that the money lays in the end of the rainbow, and a green suited bank employe is waiting for em
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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Year Awards

Postby MonkeyBoy » 02 Dec 2011 02:51

Dr Pan K wrote:i advanced a payment for the quartz necklace. i told them that the money lays in the end of the rainbow, and a green suited bank employe is waiting for em


I went out to a field near my house and picked up my own quartz. Five minutes after hanging it around my neck I smoked a cigar (inhaling all the smoke) and then sang several arias better than Cecilia Bartoli could ever hope to sing. I go on tour next week. Watch for me at your local Moose lodge! :^o
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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Year Awards

Postby wordwizard » 16 Dec 2011 05:55



Hurry, there is only one left!
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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Year Awards

Postby pivot » 16 Dec 2011 19:16

http://cgi.audiogon.com/cgi-bin/auc.pl? ... 1324058317

"Using Alien crystals inside a phosphorescent SeaShell to collect and destroy noise from the component.

The phosphor acts like a buffer that holds the RFI/EMI noise within the SeaShell while it cleans it."

The buffering can be tested by the customer by shining a flashlight on it and then removing it. It will glow green because it holds the radiation inside for many seconds. The same process happens with RFI/EMI waves that aren't visible to the human eye. When the buffer is full, the noise is transformed into heat using our piezoelectric crystal formulas.

SeaShell NightGlow is shipped brand NEW from the Coconut-Audio factory in Sweden."
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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Year Awards

Postby cafe latte » 16 Dec 2011 23:19

pivot wrote:http://cgi.audiogon.com/cgi-bin/auc.pl?accstwek&1324266193&1324058317

"Using Alien crystals inside a phosphorescent SeaShell to collect and destroy noise from the component.

The phosphor acts like a buffer that holds the RFI/EMI noise within the SeaShell while it cleans it."

The buffering can be tested by the customer by shining a flashlight on it and then removing it. It will glow green because it holds the radiation inside for many seconds. The same process happens with RFI/EMI waves that aren't visible to the human eye. When the buffer is full, the noise is transformed into heat using our piezoelectric crystal formulas.

SeaShell NightGlow is shipped brand NEW from the Coconut-Audio factory in Sweden."

Or should that be Coco NUT audio :lol:
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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Year Awards

Postby cristo » 17 Dec 2011 16:11

Or should that be CuckooNut-Audio?
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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Year Awards

Postby Dr Pan K » 28 Jan 2012 17:56

Image


GroundHanger Hell gives higher resolution with more information, fullness and bass. Designed to sound both warm and bright which gives a "hot" sound character that makes you sweat.


http://www.coconut-audio.com/catalog/index.php

my personal admiration goes to the designer owner of this web site. 100% support for his quest for true hi end sound
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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Year Awards

Postby bogle111 » 28 Jan 2012 18:31

Dr Pan K wrote:http://www.coconut-audio.com/catalog/index.php

my personal admiration goes to the designer owner of this web site. 100% support for his quest for true hi end sound


Please tell me you can't be serious! Surely with these profit margins he must be able to find some retailers to sell the product. Each product seems to come with copious amounts of fertilizer too. Not really sure which is the most valuable.

Haven't tried any so must sit on wallet on fence. Would not like to be accused of being sceptical [-X :oops: :lol:

With testimonials like
"I hooked the cord up to my MBL dac and was stunned motionless. I became paralyzed, sort of a dream paralysis perhaps, unable to move even after the CD ended."
Just how many times do you have to describe "paralyzed" in one paragraph.

I end up like this after my wife's cooking, and it's cheaper!!
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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Year Awards

Postby Dr Pan K » 28 Jan 2012 19:02

then maybe u should advise y wife to enter the hi end audio business...
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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Year Awards

Postby satanfriendly » 28 Jan 2012 19:40

Not looking back through all the replies so may be these have been had a mention previously, but these little babies get my present vote:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Marigo-Labs-V ... 43acbbd9b0

How much? For what?

In passing the chap who started this thread Mrw00ds is still doing fine the last time I spoke to him should anyone be wondering.
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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Year Awards

Postby JaS » 28 Jan 2012 22:01

a major paradigm shift in resonance control

And a new low for technobabble #-o

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Re: Snake Oil Product of the Year Awards

Postby Alec124c41 » 29 Jan 2012 07:09

satanfriendly wrote:Not looking back through all the replies so may be these have been had a mention previously, but these little babies get my present vote:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Marigo-Labs-V ... 43acbbd9b0

How much? For what?

In passing the chap who started this thread Mrw00ds is still doing fine the last time I spoke to him should anyone be wondering.


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Yes, a very small bit of Dynamat is on the bottom of my SME 3009 !! S2 Imp., with bronze bearing. But I shure as H did not 43£ for it!

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