Snake Oil Product of the Year Awards

[MonkeyBoy]

i advanced a payment for the quartz necklace. i told them that the money lays in the end of the rainbow, and a green suited bank employe is waiting for em

I went out to a field near my house and picked up my own quartz. Five minutes after hanging it around my neck I smoked a cigar (inhaling all the smoke) and then sang several arias better than Cecilia Bartoli could ever hope to sing. I go on tour next week. Watch for me at your local Moose lodge!

[wordwizard]

From the same link: what about this one?

http://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-K2-terminated-speaker-cable/dp/B000J36XR2/ref=pd_sim_sbs_e5

Hurry, there is only one left!

[pivot]

http://cgi.audiogon.com/cgi-bin/auc.pl? ... 1324058317

"Using Alien crystals inside a phosphorescent SeaShell to collect and destroy noise from the component.

The phosphor acts like a buffer that holds the RFI/EMI noise within the SeaShell while it cleans it."

The buffering can be tested by the customer by shining a flashlight on it and then removing it. It will glow green because it holds the radiation inside for many seconds. The same process happens with RFI/EMI waves that aren't visible to the human eye. When the buffer is full, the noise is transformed into heat using our piezoelectric crystal formulas.

SeaShell NightGlow is shipped brand NEW from the Coconut-Audio factory in Sweden."

[cafe latte]

http://cgi.audiogon.com/cgi-bin/auc.pl?accstwek&1324266193&1324058317

"Using Alien crystals inside a phosphorescent SeaShell to collect and destroy noise from the component.

The phosphor acts like a buffer that holds the RFI/EMI noise within the SeaShell while it cleans it."

The buffering can be tested by the customer by shining a flashlight on it and then removing it. It will glow green because it holds the radiation inside for many seconds. The same process happens with RFI/EMI waves that aren't visible to the human eye. When the buffer is full, the noise is transformed into heat using our piezoelectric crystal formulas.

SeaShell NightGlow is shipped brand NEW from the Coconut-Audio factory in Sweden."

Or should that be Coco NUT audio
CL

[cristo]

Or should that be CuckooNut-Audio?

[Dr Pan K]

GroundHanger Hell gives higher resolution with more information, fullness and bass. Designed to sound both warm and bright which gives a "hot" sound character that makes you sweat.


http://www.coconut-audio.com/catalog/index.php

my personal admiration goes to the designer owner of this web site. 100% support for his quest for true hi end sound

[bogle111]

http://www.coconut-audio.com/catalog/index.php

my personal admiration goes to the designer owner of this web site. 100% support for his quest for true hi end sound

Please tell me you can't be serious! Surely with these profit margins he must be able to find some retailers to sell the product. Each product seems to come with copious amounts of fertilizer too. Not really sure which is the most valuable.

Haven't tried any so must sit on wallet on fence. Would not like to be accused of being sceptical

With testimonials like
"I hooked the cord up to my MBL dac and was stunned motionless. I became paralyzed, sort of a dream paralysis perhaps, unable to move even after the CD ended."
Just how many times do you have to describe "paralyzed" in one paragraph.

I end up like this after my wife's cooking, and it's cheaper!!

[Dr Pan K]

then maybe u should advise y wife to enter the hi end audio business...

[satanfriendly]

Not looking back through all the replies so may be these have been had a mention previously, but these little babies get my present vote:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Marigo-Labs-V ... 43acbbd9b0

How much? For what?

In passing the chap who started this thread Mrw00ds is still doing fine the last time I spoke to him should anyone be wondering.

[JaS]

a major paradigm shift in resonance control

And a new low for technobabble

Regards,
JaS

[Alec124c41]

Not looking back through all the replies so may be these have been had a mention previously, but these little babies get my present vote:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Marigo-Labs-V ... 43acbbd9b0

How much? For what?

In passing the chap who started this thread Mrw00ds is still doing fine the last time I spoke to him should anyone be wondering.

A paper punch and some left-over Dynamat, and you can make your own damping dots.
Yes, a very small bit of Dynamat is on the bottom of my SME 3009 !! S2 Imp., with bronze bearing. But I shure as H did not 43£ for it!

Cheers,
Alec

[steve195527]

how about a nice "cheap" set of speaker cables!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MIT-ORACLE-V2 ... 1e6a3ddb83

[JaS]

What a cable!

It's not just wide, it's ultra wide
It's not just neutral, it's completely neutral
It's not just fast, it's scarily fast

'The sense of reality and being there is palpable'

Up for sale as the guys ticker couldn't take all the excitement

Regards,
JaS

[Dr Pan K]

steve, that aint expensive... check out these

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nordost-Valha ... 3370a01086

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WESTLAKE-AUDI ... 45f94f2abb


and even these are not that expensive if u consider gold speakers !!!

http://www.shapeaudio.com/ they come at aprox 7 M USD. (yes i said 7.000.000 US dollars)