I'm not sure if I'm reassured that some of you guys have a lot more decks than me or not! Where do you keep them all? I'm considering getting all of mine out of cupboards and on display.
Quite a lot of turntables and arms laying about the place separately:
2 x Systemdek 'Transcription'
2x Lenco L75 for restoration or modification
Thorens TD150 (in bits)
Connoisseur BD2/ SAU2
Technics SL150 Mk1
Roksan Xerxes
Thorens TD124 Mk1 (currently not working for reasons as yet unknown)
Michell bearing, Rock 7 trough, DC motor and DIY power supply board (gradually collecting parts for a one-off 'super deck' DIY)
SME Series V
Rega RB300/ Incognito wire/ Michell Technoweight and height adjuster
Audio Technica/ Signet 1100 (XK50?)
SME Series II pre-improved
Most of a Mayware Formula 4
Most of a Hadcock GH228
Goldring G1042
Audio Technica OC9 MLII
Ortofon MC25FL
Ortofon VMS20E
Decca Super Gold (in need of a service or re-tip)
Another Decca Gold (in bits)
Audio Technica AT110E
A couple of cheap Grados FTE & FCE?
I think that's it apart from several spare cartridge bodies- Elacs, other Ortofons, more ATs etc...
Am I officially part of the club?

Oh, almost forgot- yes I'm married! I'm 50 this year and we've been together since we were both 18- she's used to it by now!